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Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 07:11 am Educated BEYOND their own effing intelligence
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I had to say something! It's 7 am and I am listening to news, like usual, and once again, I have to listen to our national leaders talk like retards!

I could understand if it was some emergency or some huge event, and they had to make a comment or a quote at the drop of a hat. But we are talking about people who are getting paid more than any of us that know days in advance they are going to have to comment on an on going issue, or an item of public notice, and they got to think about it ALL day and all they could come up with was two broken sentences that amount to 5 words once you take out all the 'um' and 'well, you know... just, horrible...'

They make me sick. We are paying all of our taxes to these people, so they can get on TV and sound like basketball players?
Oct. 31st, 2005 @ 06:00 pm season's a season
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whats with 'pre-season' football? that makes no sense. if im forced to watch it if the tv is on, and i cant ignore it, its the season. we dont call the first snow 'pre-season winter.'
Oct. 23rd, 2005 @ 10:24 am just messing around in 'zabasearch'.com
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there are 23 'jesus christs' listed in the US.

also, i looked up george bush, and hes not listed. why bother keeping the secret...doesnt everyone know he lives a 1600 pennsylvania avenue?

there are 56 people with my name, and 2 people with the first name of my dog and my last name.

38 bart simpson's
Oct. 18th, 2005 @ 01:27 am variety?
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some of these radio stations are getting ridiculous with their amount of variety.

Who really wants that much variety?

i have a pretty broad taste in music but i DO NOT want to listen to oldies right after greenday and between 80s and even songs from the 60s!!!

i dont need the variety, especially since even all these stations that are supposed to have all this variety play the same songs every single day.
Oct. 12th, 2005 @ 01:47 pm fzdh
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i am 21 years old and i still SUCK at shaving.
Oct. 12th, 2005 @ 03:33 am how super
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what makes superman so heroic? i mean, whats so admirable about beating bad guys when you can just DO ANYTHING? i mean, he stronger than anything, faster than anything, and can see through anything, burn anything, freeze anything.... so what could he or does he possibly possibly do that he should get a big pat on the back for?

its the equivalent of me beating up on children.

i mean, at least guys like woverine and spiderman...they deal with shit. they got problems. having to do awesome stuff, while being only mildly awesome, thats heroic. feeling actual pain.

what pain does superman feel? just once and a while thinking "holy crap, this rock actually wont move. maybe if i hit it" thats not painful.

not to mention, super-villains dont exist unless super heroes do. do we sense a plot here? obviously they are in it together for publicity and show. its all staged.
Sep. 24th, 2005 @ 05:15 am pennies
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Current Mood: contemplative
Current Music: i guess thats why they call it the blues...
i dont care about pennies.

ill bend over to pick up a nickel, but not a penny. i dont want my change if its just pennies. pennies can lay around, and i dont care. if its millions, thats fine.

does anyone want pennies around? why are they currency? so that we will spend a dollar cause stores advertise '99 cents!!' without people saying 'what? 99 cents? hows that possible?'

no poiunt to pennies
Sep. 23rd, 2005 @ 08:03 pm cool
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i just discovered the world of cigars

i love it!!

my roommate bought a bunch of them, and i was like 'let me smoke one'

she didnt think you could! she thought theyb were only used for emptying out and...er. re-using.
Jul. 31st, 2005 @ 08:57 am careful!!
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Current Mood: blah
Current Music: ...one of these days, im gonna get you low...
i am at work, and found the most hilarious thing on the keyboard. Its a little sign--i quote:

*WARNING: Some experts believe that use of any keyboard may cause serious injury.

*Take frequent, short pauses (at least 3 minutes per hour, or more if you feel this is appropriate for you) to let your body rest

*Vary your tasks throughout the day

*Keep your body neutral and try to stand up during the day

*for additional information, consult user guide included with this keyboard


Nothing is safe. i also noticed, for the first time, the interesting warning on these signs (everyone has seen them) "in case of fire, do not use elevators...use stairs!!"

this particular one made me think someone was boycotting elevators..like it was a picket sign. "dont use elevators! if fires happen, youll be glad you are a stair user! down with elevators!"


go to my blog
Jul. 24th, 2005 @ 09:39 pm on my mind
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Current Mood: pensive
Current Music: i gotta get out of here..trapped inside this pit that i fell
look at this : http://catfish.dhs.org/~happyfish/journal/2005july/fishwary.jpg

i wont bother going into it completely, cause about 2 people look at this anyway, and im neither are interested.

i face some challenges and decisions that, no matter what you say, are harder than 98% of what people go through, or how hard there life is.

how do i get throught his time, alone? espeacially when its not a 'time'--its my life.
Jul. 24th, 2005 @ 02:54 am revelation...
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Current Mood: blank
Current Music: were all tied to a big machine...
i am very pleased to find that there is an asterisk on the other end of the keyboard that does not require the 'shift' key!!

all those wasted seconds..minutes..hours?!

since realizing this, i use it a lot more in my net speak.

*uses it*
Jul. 23rd, 2005 @ 12:00 pm yea..basically, im an idiot
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Current Mood: distressed
Current Music: cheesy commercial jingle
well im at work.. weekend shift all by myself... huge ring of dozens of keys, all of which its vital that i keep track of.

so i locked them in the office. with the spare keys. yup.

i was so pissed at my self that i said 'fuck it' and just went and got my lunch, and am enjoying my edible half hour of ignoring the frustration i will have to deal with in... *looks at time* 54 minutes.
Jul. 21st, 2005 @ 04:25 am a funny memory...
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Current Mood: awake
just thinkin about what i did to one of my landlords...

the guy was a dick, so on the last day after i gave back the key, i went through the aprtment and unscrewed every single thing in the entire apartment that had a screw in it. EVERYTHING. things from the wals, doors from appliances, pieces of fixtures...everything.

i piled it all in the middle of the living room.

i put all of the hundreds of screws in the sink, and a sign that said 'screw you'
Jul. 21st, 2005 @ 04:09 am practical jokes
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thought i would give away the secrets to some of my fave practical jokes

*lift the toilet seat, wrap saran wrap over the toilet bowl. make sure its tight! lower seat, go elsewhere and wait for disgusted screams

*put a layer of flour on top of the blades of a ceiling fan. when it is turned on, flour will cover the entire room.

*icy hot or bengay in under wear or socks, but espeacially bras.

*vaseline on doorknobs.

and of course everyone has heard of the classics; exlax in brownies, salt in the sheets, and poison ivy in the garden!!
Jul. 21st, 2005 @ 02:54 am jay, the insectivore...
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its funny, i was shoveling rocks today, and heard a corny commercial that described some traits of household insects, and i realized a lot of them applied to me...

* i like to hide in furniture
* i forage day and night
* hard outer shell
* and (i have been told) all mushy inside
Jul. 20th, 2005 @ 09:32 pm how exciting
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Current Mood: apathetic
i was trying to reply on my friends blog (pinkmoonisland) and i didnt like that i couldnt post my name. so i figured i might as well become a member, so that i could post on her journal with no problem. lol

i like getting my way.

i am an avid blogger, so this is not my first love. if you want to waste a few minutes of your life reading about mine (there is other cool stuff there too, cause who really cares about that?) you can come to http://dilerious.tblog.com

dont worry, im not going to neglect this. i will put some of my morenonsensical murmurings here. its about time i had a place for those any way.

so stop back. or dont. who cares?